He laid her

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by angel mas (Newborn Zoner) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2007 11:22:15

He laid her on the table,

so white and clean and bare,

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,

He rubbed her here and there,

He touched her neck then felt her breast,

and druelling felt her thigh,

the slit was wet and all was set,

he gave a joyous cry,

the hole was wide,

he looked inside,

all was dark n murky,

he rubbed his hands,

stretched out his arms....

..n then he stuffed the turkey!!

May i be the first to wish your dirty mind a merry christmas!!!

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2007 11:29:57

I love stuff like this! Thanks for posting!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2007 18:11:46

lol, fabulous!

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2007 20:46:09

roflmao!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 16:18:28

wow.....awsome!

Post 6 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 19:21:58

haha these things are so funny lol nice going